Dear Gen. Petraeus,
I think we made a tacular mistake. I think we was supposed to disarm the insurgency, not re-arm them. My bad! Doin' a Heckuva job Petey!
Signed,
King George
P.S. How does that nursery rhyme go? Peter, peter pumpkin eater, had a wife, couldn't beat her? Now why do you wanna go beat your wife anyway? That doesn't seem right.... I wonder if we can have pumpkin pie for dinner. Where's Laura? I'm hungry.
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